I don’t know if you heard, but Chandler is totally flirting with this rich guy and his German friend. And if Houston doesn’t give him something nice soon, he may just go off with Dallas. But Houston is the one trying to get Chris to dump his Heat anyway.
I'm just so confused.
Meanwhile, we at a Mile High are so high that we don’t know if we’ve found Love, even want Love, or simply had broken down so badly last year that we finally decided to call AAA. Someone said that we might be bringing Mike Miller around, but he’d only make a couple of other guys jealous, and maybe it’s all just to find real true Love anyway. Maybe just spare me the drama for a whole day, so I can… wait, what? LeBron’s about to say something that will make this whole Free-Agency-Jenga make sense?
OK, just one more date. Someplace with a bar.
How are we surviving the mills of rumor and grist today, Stiffs?
